f.no_player_death = "No player died.";
    f.one_player_death = "Only one player died, May Fido(tm) Have Mercy.";
    f.many_player_death = "Monsters were busy, %d players died.";
    f.no_monster_death = "No monster was killed, players were lazy around here.";
    f.one_monster_death = "One poor monster was killed.";
    f.many_monster_death = "Players tried hard to kill monsters, with %d victims.";

    f.no_player_death = "No player died at all.";
    f.one_player_death = "Only one player died in the whole world, May Fido(tm) Have Mercy.";
    f.many_player_death = "Monsters all around the world were busy, %d players died.";
    f.no_monster_death = "No monster was killed at all, players must be tired!";
    f.one_monster_death = "One poor monster was killed in the whole world, too bad for it.";
    f.many_monster_death = "Bad day for monsters, with %d dead in their ranks.";